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ABOUT FAKENUMBERLAND (the label)What's fakenumberland? I'm glad you asked, fellow web surfer! My name is EL, and me and bunch of my internet buddies run an online music label called fakenumberland. We are dedicated to releasing a smorgasboard of musical styles (such as digital fusion, experimental electronica, avant-garde, and any other sorts of fun and interesting oddio) from talented and passionate artists all around the world.We put our all into bringing a fresh and imaginative attitude to every aspect of the label. For each album and EP we put out, we work closely with the musicians, placing utmost care into the presentation of their art. Additionally, we do small physical runs with a do-it-yourself flair, and organize online events. We even run two sublabels, Infinite House and factory new numbers.New fakenumberland releases are generally scheduled on a weekly basis, usually on Saturdays, though it can vary! All profits on digital sales of solo albums go to the artists, unless listed (some go to charity). Profits on physicals are split evenly between us and the artists. As for "full discography" purchases or compliations, funds through those generally go to the label (or, in the case of certain compilations, the listed charity).Those looking for info on upcoming FNL releases or any other whatever crazy things we're trying can check our twitter for updates. You also have the option to subscribe to our bandcamp mailing list for more in-depth newsletters. Anyways, that's about it, so head on over to the bandcamp page, pick the one that strikes your fancy, and have fun!ABOUT FAKENUMBERLAND (the land)[NOTE: this is a fictional backstory]Beyond the familiarity of our dimension, just a few alternate realities over, lies a secret world unlike all those other secret worlds out there. This world is a paradisiacal clusterfreak, full of funky characters and awesome places to be, atop a large flat surface that loops upon itself infinitely. It's none other than FAKENUMBERLAND, where imaginary mathematics are more than just conjecture, and the enjoyment of wacky and fun music is a foundational virtue.And we mean it: you'll find and hear all sorts of out-there music at the stacked record stores and groovy, hard-hitting nightclubs at the bustling Nightbus City (pictured above). You'll meet walking, talking equations bringing their creative fantasies to physical form in a matter of seconds at the Temple of Dreams. Visit AM Station Block, the eclectic transportation hub, and you'll encounter all sorts of dimensional travelers dropping into fakenumberland, whether on business or to have an amazing time.If you visit the Fraction Sanctuary, though, you'll find something very rare: one of the few earthlings able to access fakenumberland at will! Their name's EL, and by saying a magic phrase (no, we're not telling you, so don't ask. besides, it only works for him, anyway) they can phase between Earth and fakenumberland in a snap. What does he use this power for? Why, isn't it obvious? He runs a netlabel!With the help and support of their friends on the internet, plus the occasional moral assistance of the locals (including the label's esteemed mascot, Cubey), EL is dedicated to helping bring some awesome music from awesome people to the web. The label, named fakenumberland (obviously after its location), has been proud to present a boatload of amazing projects over a scant two years, with many more to come. So, join EL, Cubey, and the rest of the gang on their auditory adventure...back

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✨ credits ✨googolplex (owner and operator): ELnumber cruncher (financial manager): alicevideomaster (youtube co-manager): noxwadditional video help: noa of maeve chustar, flashmemoriesintegers (administration): super going, noxw, noa of maeve chustar, the hif man, woegarden, alice✧˚ ༘⋆。˚⋆୨୧˚past staff: 3CHOLOCATOR, river, liz, jaiden, dreamingofmarscubey designed by 3CHOLOCATOR ˆ[0u0]ˆadditional graphics and logos: characcore, doctorin loving memory of defeatistchan <3back

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hi hi! it's me, i'm cubey! yes, i'm the OFFICIAL fnl ambassador! i'm using a different font and color so that u know it's me and not some other person writing this hahahi'm a funny lil screen head android floaty person born in a laboratory in who knows where... I was built to house a super military grade vocal synth, but i ended up being mute. the SCIENCE GUYS (TM) were considering throwing me away or something, but luckily i got free using this one-way portal they had lying around for some reason!anyways at the other end of the portal was fakenumberland itself, and the FRACTION SANCTUARY ! there i met this robot slime dude that wanted to make a chiptune netlabel and the rest is kinda self explanatory !!! now i help out at the label, along with fisticuffs, silix, and milo tonin, the pals i've made here in fakenumberland :)anyways, it's SO awesome to meet you!! here are some other cool facts about me if you're interested:✰ i can change my color scheme at will ! i'm a chameleon woo✰ my outer shell is designed by 3CHOLOCATOR! i love it SO much <3✰ my favorite labels are birdfriend and swamp circle!✰ my pointer tail can actually point and grab objects IRL! remember that blue pointer thingy from dora the explorer?? basically that!✰ its CUBEY not kyubey! kyubey's an evil ferret pfftˆ[🞄 ⌣🞄]ˆepic art of me below by characcore and doctor!!back