A banner image featuring a cropped landscape of the Fraction Sanctuary against a canyon face. Art by characcore.

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We always appreciate questions, comments, demos, & press inquiries. Click "Contact fakenumberland" on our bandcamp page to drop us a line.Note: In-house production of FNL CD-r's remains on hold due to payment processing issues. Hopefully we can resolve the issue soon.est. 2021 | website v.2.4 ˆ「'u'」ˆ

A drawing of Nightbus City, with buildings in zany shapes, goofy buses with eyes, and the space hut flying under a starry sky.

real aboutWhat's fakenumberland? Glad you asked! My name is EL, and me and some internet acquaintances run an online music label called fakenumberland. Since 2021, we've been dedicated to releasing a smorgasboard of musical styles, like digital fusion, experimental electronica, avant-garde, and any other sorts of fun and interesting oddio. To achieve this, we collaborate with talented and passionate artists all around the world!We put a tremendous effort into bringing a fresh and imaginative attitude to every aspect of the label. For each release, we work closely with the musicians, placing utmost care into the presentation of their art. Additionally, we've done small runs of CD-r releases heavily embracing the DIY spirit, and organized excting URL events such as CHAOSMIC UTOPIA. We even run two sublabels, the tracker-oriented Infinite House and our lathe cut research division factory new numbers.Our financial policies: All profits on digital sales of solo albums go to the artists, unless specified to go elsewhere, like to a charity. Profits on CD'r's are split evenly between us and the artists. Compilation profits go to the label or the listed charity, and Full Discography bundle profits go to the label as well.FNL's release schedule can vary; at times we've released albums weekly, other times we might release only every month or two. For up-to-date notifications on FNL drops and whatever else we might be trying out, we recommend our bandcamp mailing list. That's about all you need to know, so head on over to our bandcamp page, pick any release that strikes your fancy, and have fun!fake about[NOTE: what follows is a fictional backstory for the fakenumberland project. turn back if you only want the facts!]Beyond the familiarity of our dimension, just a few alternate realities over, lies a world hidden in secret, unique even among all those other worlds hidden in secret. This world is a paradisiacal clusterfreak, full of funky characters and awesome places to be, atop an expansive planar surface that loops upon itself infinitely. It's none other than FAKENUMBERLAND, where imaginary mathematics are more than just conjecture, and the enjoyment of wacky and fun music is a foundational virtue.And we mean it: you'll find and hear all sorts of out-there music at the stacked record stores and groovy, hard-hitting nightclubs at the bustling Nightbus City (photo at top). You'll meet walking, talking equations bringing their creative fantasies to physical form in a matter of seconds at the Temple of Dreams. Drop by AM Station Block, the eclectic transportation hub, and you'll encounter all sorts of dimensional travelers dropping into fakenumberland, whether on business or just to have an amazing time.If you visit the Fraction Sanctuary, though, you'll find something very rare: one of the few earthlings able to access fakenumberland at will! Their name's EL, and by saying a secret magical phrase-- no, don't ask us what it is, it's secret! besides, it only works for him. apologies-- by saying this phrase, they can phase between Earth and fakenumberland in a snap. What does he use this power for? Why, isn't it obvious? He runs a netlabel!With the help and support of their friends on the internet, plus the occasional moral assistance of the locals (including nightclub entrepeneur Fisticuffs, cheery cellular hominid Silix, mellow pathogen Milo Tonin, and of course the label's esteemed ambassador, Cubey), EL is dedicated to helping bring some awesome music from awesome people to the web. The label, named fakenumberland (obviously after its location), has been proud to present a boatload of amazing projects over just a handful of years, and plan to keep the tunes coming! So, join EL, Cubey, and the rest of the gang on their auditory adventure...back

"fakenumberland" in a rounded vector font closely resembling the Nickelodeon logo text, with a mock trademark "fm".

creditsgoogolplex / owner and operator: ELnumber cruncher / financial manager: rosemaryvideomaster (youtube co-manager), factory new numbers co-operator: noxwadditional video help: noa of maeve chustar, flashmemoriesintegers (admins): super going, noxw, noa of maeve chustar, woegarden✧˚ ༘⋆。˚⋆୨୧˚previous staff: 6NO, river, caybee, jaiden, dreamingofmars, the hif mancubey designed by 6NO ˆ[0u0]ˆcubey logo by characcorewebsite design: ELwebsite graphics: characcore, doctor, and ELin loving memory of DEFEATISTCHAN <3back

A digital rendered illustration of Cubey, with a pixelated photo of a street corner behind them. Art by characcore.

hehehello! can you hear me?? it's me, i'm cubey! that's right, it's me, and you've found my little web page. i'm the OFFICIAL ambassador for the fnl label AND world (el note: more or less like a mascot, eheh), and it's the funnest job in the world!i'm a funny lil screen head android floaty person born in a laboratory in who knows where... I was built to house a super military grade vocal synth, but when i was finished i ended up being a mute robot. those SCIENCE GUYS (TM) were super frustrated and even wanted to throwin me away or something! good thing i got free using the one-way interdimensional portal they had in the break room! i dunno why or how they had it, t'was just there LOLanyways at the other end of the portal was what would be my awesome home, fakenumberland itself! at that time though i was dazed and had no possessions to my name, so i began my new life heading to the nearest building, which ended up being the FRACTION SANCTUARY (el note: as seen on fake001!). there i met this robot slime dude that wanted to make a chiptune netlabel (el note: who, me?) and the rest is kinda self explanatory !!! now i live at the SANCTUARY helping out with the label, and having adventures with my co-workers Fisticuffs, Silix, and Milo Tonin, pals i've made here in fakenumberland :]it's SO awesome to meet you!! while you're here, have some more cool facts about me if you're interested:✰ i can change my color scheme at will ! i'm like a chameleon woooooo✰ my outer shell is designed by 3CHOLOCATOR! i love it SO much <3✰ when i'm having convos with my pals, i use a text-to-speech app to talk!✰ my favorite labels (other than the obvious) are birdfriend and swamp circle and the late great deskpop! lately i've been into slagwerk also✰ see that pointer on my tail? i can actually point, grab, and carry objects IRL with it! remember that blue pointer thingy from dora the explorer?? basically that✰ its CUBEY not kyubey! kyubey's an evil ferret, don't get it confused :Pˆ[🞄 ⌣🞄]ˆthe epic drawings of me here are by characcore (above) and doctor (below)!!back

3 lineless drawings of Cubey in various poses, including a creature-like multi-faced form, and an FNL logo. Art by doctor.